That's what she said:

bad call

malty:

I have two cups of coffee on my desk. One is a day old, the other is piping fresh.

I just to a swig outta the day old one and almost threw up. Happy Wednesday!

 ughh i’ve done that before. except mine was more than a day old and it was so bad i had to spit it out. from now i throw out all old coffee before i leave for the day

I’M GOING TO VEGAS, I’M GOING TO VEGAS, I’M GOING TO VEGASS WOOOOHOOOOOOO YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i cannot contain my excitement. it has caused me to not do work all day long!!!!!!!

Dear Aubrey O’Day

frangry:

You used to be cute, and then you turned into a nasty fucking fake skank. Get the fuck off my internet.

xo,
Frangry

totallly agree she looks like a bad drag queen now

memories

so recently i found someone on tumblr that i quasi-know … i won’t give details as i rather just not…but lets jsut say we knew a mutual person. but reading their blog recently i’ve had to face some really bad old memories. basically this person went through what i went through 5 years ago. and reading their blog i could not help but feel extreme sorrow as i remember how i felt 5 years ago. how that man made me feel. i cannot say we went through the exact same thing since i was cheated on and lied to constantly and i have absolutely no idea what happened in their lives and its obviously a more serious and harder thing as we are older but 90% of the stuff that was wrote i could’ve wrote 5 years ago. and it just hurts my heart remembering how i felt, how hard it was to leave when i didnt want to but knew i had to, how hard it was to say no when he tried to get me back, and how even harder it was after he realized i woudln’t take him back and he started harassing me and trying to turn everyone we knew against me. i hope this all didn’t happen to this person, because it was the worst memory i have to this date minus losing my aunt this past year. and all i have to say it gets sooo much better. and im sorry you had to experience sort of the same thing… and even though i don’t know you really my heart goes out to you.

Do you ever…

mascarah:

do something you know you shouldn’t but you just can’t help but do it anyways?

Movies that are not meant to be watched with your parents:

sade:

From personal experience, trust me…awkwardness will ensue.

- Closer

- Chocolat

- American Pie

- Monster’s Ball

- Boogie Nights

- Brokeback Mountain

I do nay recommend it…some films are best watched alone.